The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute
*puts on my glasses to look at the booty*