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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

iskariotrising:

Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.

chilling-xx:

Black and white sexual blog

chilling-xx:

Black and white sexual blog

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

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dangerouslydetailed:

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dangerouslydetailed:

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the-snow-king:

*puts on my glasses to look at the booty*